who would tell me “that’s enough fiona apple for the day!” ?

who would remind me that just because salsa has a lot of ingredients doesn’t make it a meal!?

who would lend me their keys until i have enough money to get mine copied (for the third time since september…) ?

NO ONE I WOULD BE SAD AND MY INSIDES WOULD BE TOO SPICY AND I’D BE FROZEN TO DEATH ON MY PORCH